Feb 28 2007


list duty, check kt www.aalim.net/tb07

Feb 25 2007

we’re the champion

Artist: We Are The Champions Performed by Queen

I’ve paid my dues –
Time after time –
I’ve done my sentence
But committed no crime –
And bad mistakes
I’ve made a few
I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face –
But I’ve come through

We are the champions – my friends
And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end –
We are the champions –
We are the champions
No time for losers
‘Cause we are the champions – of the world –

I’ve taken my bows
And my curtain calls –
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it

I thank you all –

But it’s been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise –
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race –
And I ain’t gonna lose –

We are the champions – my friends
And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end –
We are the champions –
We are the champions
No time for losers
‘Cause we are the champions – of the world –

Feb 16 2007


i’m thinking of going back to my “old” days..
where i think i’m much2 better…
nothing can i do..

life musti digoes on…

Feb 16 2007


Apasal la aku malas sembahyang,
Tuhan kasi aku jasad siap dengan
Bukan ke lebih beruntung daripada tiang
Berdiri tanpa roh malam siang…

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang
Kerja dah best keluarga pun dah senang
Negara pun dah aman tidak lagi hidup
Takkan lima minit lima waktu aku tak
boleh luang..

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang
Tuhan kasi otak supaya aku tak bangang,
Tuhan kasi ilmu boleh fikir susah senang
Tuhan kasi nikmat kenapa aku tak kenang…

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang
Main bola aku sanggup sampai petang
Beli tiket konsert aku sanggup beratur
Apa la aku ingat masuk syurga boleh

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang
Aku kena ingat umur kita bukannya panjang
Pagi kita sihat petang boleh kejang
Nanti dalam kubur kena balun sorang –

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang
Siksa neraka cuba la aku bayang
Perjalanan akhirat memang terlalu panjang
Janji Allah Taala akan tertunai tak
siapa boleh halang!!!

Nabi Muhammad saw bersabda:

” Sesungguhnya Allah SWT tidak akan
memandang mereka di hari kiamat
dengan pandangan kasihan.”

Feb 15 2007


Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the
overall performance, particularly in
the flower and jewellery applications
that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed
many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and
ESPN 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I’ve tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?




Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is
an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Try entering the
command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers

But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late
Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is
a very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-
in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might
consider additional software to
improve memory and performance.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Feb 07 2007


selepas seminggu, siap gak kerjanya…
well, more are coming..
better prepare myself.. study time~